Svaass

Its time for the old trick to be played again...!!

2009-03-14T20:39:00.005+05:30

Anay blogging....
Well i was reli sad the other day when ma lappy got screwed...I dint know what de prob was...most of the services were blocked....basically it was screwed...so i had given a call to Shank and asked him to drop in here so tat he culd screw it more(lolz...just joking)....Well Shank is the one in the group who assists people when their comps are screwed....Even Psu accompanied him 2 ma house..so Shank started digging ma lappy..he did find out de prob and and fix it( it was actually a very simple thing...visit blackviper.com...guess tats de site s name)...I was more than happy..So it was time now to rejoice...Psu took out his vodafone SIM card...n we started with the same old prank calls...The feeling you get when you have pranked on someone is great...hv anyone tried tat..? So first we started with someone named........err...i 4got the name...guess its Mahima...i dono...psu started talking very polite....she sounded lik she did believe wat v sed...he handed over the phone to me...I asked her to drop into any of the Ericsson showrooms to get the virus outta cell..she asked me how long will it take if she gave it 2mrw...i guess i said 24 hours...she sounded like she believed the whole thing...but now Shank says me she dint believe a thing wa v told...she must b lying i wuld say...wat do u ppl say...??

Then Psu gave a call to some other gal stating tat he is calling from some Chinese restaurant...I 4got the name of the restaurant he used...he told he is giving discounts to some people those who hv already visited the restaurant b4...She did ask some cross questions which Psu did handle well...U can say tat for sure coz wen v asked for the names of those ppl who wuld accompany her..she did gv them...lolzz....He cut the call and then we bursted out laughing...

Now i remember wat happd de other day...Psu wanted to call one of our school mate named Shobai...one of our fav targets...He wanted to speak lik a gal...He did speak but Shobai found out easily its one of us...dono how...shank took de phone...dint even start speaking...but got caught...He started saying enuf da shankar....then i took over the phone...started speakin lik a slut...lolzz....v were laughing out loud in de road..(ppl staring @ us)....asked him how he was...he dint gv a proper reply 2 ne of tat...he was just abusing LKB....I did gv a good reply 2 tat...for which he cut the call... :D :D

V tried the same trick on Shank's good frnd...named Varun...I actually dint want to do this but then wen Shank asked me to do it...I did...I talked a lot...but he kept saying hello...hello...hello...I got pissed n cut the call...I m sorry dude...It was not ma idea of calling u...It was Shank s idea...!!
Then later Psu called him and said he(she) wanted to meet him for which he said yes...I actually missed tat part guys... :(

Tats ll for now guys....ma time s up...n don hv anything much to write...Peace..\/

Asking for trouble : A guest's request!! :P

2008-12-25T15:24:00.005+05:30

".. Play a prank da.. i want to c.. play a prank!! pls pls..!"

Location : CMH Road.. (as usual :P)

Anay, Vivek, Shankar and Saba in our adda.. d PARK.. with a new guest... Sridhar.

He had read our previous posts abt our pranks and was now eager to see us play one prank.. live!!
(Lucky fan huh.. he got to see wat he wanted..!!)

The time starts now.. huh.. well wat time u may think!?.. Its PRANK time!! :P

We immediately took his phone from his hand.. and well, told him dat he's gonna be part of the prank...
We knew his friends were nearby and so they would be the most obvious victims for the day!
open.. phonebook.. search .. his friend's no.... and found.. voila!! wat an achievement!! ;)

The name was Anna..( now we ourselves were confused how to pronounce dat name! )

Vivek called..
tring tring.. tring tring.. and here we go..

Vivek : Hello.. it seems ur bro has lost his phone. Ur name was recent dialled entries and name was stored as "Anna" (anna means elder bro in tamil)... I found it near KFC.. can u come and collect this phone. I'm near shanti sagar now...

It wasn't anna who picked the phone but a guy named Karthik... we had met him just b4 we came to d park.. so he was obviously on the HIT LIST.. cos he jus yapped too much for our liking!

Karthik : Hello sridhar.. don't play.. i know ur only playing some game with us!

Vivek : Hello.. who's sridhar now? is it the name of the owner of the phone?.....

Call got disconnected! :(

We called again..
Vivek : So are you coming to collect the phone or not? Tell me wat to do... i dont have much time for u!
Karthik : No i'm not coming.. Y did you go to Shanti sagar from KFC??
Vivek : Am i fool to stand in one place all day? Don't i have any other better work u fool? I just happened to find ur bro's phone, so called u....
Karthik : I'm not coming.. i know ur playing.. do whatever u want!
Vivek : L**** k* B***!! F*** off!!

Call cut again...

Thinking out of the box.. dats not new to us!!

Now we sent Sridhar to KFC (where his friends were supposedly hogging peacefully!!) to pretend as though he's lost his phone and is searching it!.. and the nice guy listened immediately!
He walked all the way and came back... and sadly they had left the place by the time he reached there!!

We called them up again...
Anay : Now just tell me where to chuck this phone... i've been waiting in the hotel for a long time.. I'll be leaving soon.. Just tell me what to do?
Karthik : I know ur playing a prank.. do watever u want.. i dont care about it!!
Anay : Are you dumb? *** * ** * * * * * * * * * ************* * * * * * * * * *
(Anay was in flow!! Words flowed outta his mouth like never b4.. don ask wat they were!!)
To make it real....saba in the background was asking us to keep quiet...sayin us its an hotel...!!

Lets go one notch ahead!

Sridhar took shankar's phone and made a call 2 Anna...
We brought out the potential actor in him...
She picked up d call..
Sridhar : Hello....Sridhar here. I lost my phone.. somewhere near KFC only i guess.. cos after dat only its missing.. can u help me finding it.. Search dere untill i cm..
Anna : No.. we already left the place.. Some1 called from ur phone sometime back.. Karthik spoke.. and we tot u were playing a prank...
Sridhar :(in a sad and crying tone) Y will i play a prank when my phone is lost.. i'm already worried abt my phone... I called my phone and nobody is picking it up!! Plz help me get it back.. or tell me whether u ppl are having it and are playing with me!!!?? Is karthik having my phone??
I want it back.. tell him to give me.. where are u ppl?
Anna : No no.. we don't have ur phone.. we're near ulsoor bus depot now.. waiting for the bus to go back home... wait for sometime.. i'll call back to ur phone and findout where he is!
Sridhar : Ya.. do it soon and call me back on this no.. bye!

Huh... started working....!!! :D

Well.. dat was d phone ringing!! :P
Vivek : hello.. wat do you want now?
Anna : Sorry dat time my friend tot it was a prank... Where are you now? I'll ask him to come and collect it from you!
Vivek : Wat the hell? Wat do you think about me? I'm not jobless.. u dont even let me have dinner peacefully!! ;) I'm in Shanti sagar now.. gonna finish.. and will be leaving in another 5 mins.
Anna : He's near KFC.. and he needs some time to reach there.. please wait for some more time.. another 10 mins.. pls.. for me!!
Vivek : Who r u to me? Y shud i wait for ur sake?? Ask him to hurry up!
Anna : Pls pls... I'll tel him now!
Vivek : Ok i'll try!

While all this happened.. we added some background effects to make it all believable!.. in the bg..
lik Anay:one gobimanchuri parcel...and Sir bill...

She called Shankar's phone immediately...
Anna : Hello, can i speak to sridhar..
Shankar : Ya.. just a sec..
Sridhar : Ya.. tell wat happened? Did u call him?
Anna : He's in Shanti sagar.. he said he'll wait for another 10 mins.. Rush there and see.. or gimme a call! (Fools.. she didn't realise dat Sridhar knew his own no. well enuf.. much better than her no! :P)
Sridhar : ..Ok.. I'll run now.. ask him to wait for some more time!!

The craving for fun gets as big as the fun gets bigger.. So we tot.. this is no time to end it.. and lets continue!!

After 5 mins... Sridhar calls up...
Sridhar : Hello, where's the person itseems... How do i find the person? Ask him for any marking..
Anna : Ok.. i'll ask him and tell u.. jus wait!

Anna calls again... on Sridhar's phone... (We wanted them to cm and pick up his phone.. else no fun!!)

Anna : Where are you in Shanti Sagar.. Tell some identification for him to find you.. he's already there!
Vivek : Sorry.. i already left the place.. I waited for so long and lost patience..
Anna : Then were are u now?? Pls wait wherever u r.. i'll ask him to take!
Vivek : I'm near ulsoor depot.. dat is.. the RTO building..
Anna : Oh.. pls wait.. i'm pretty close by.. we'll cm and collect it dere...
Vivek : pls do it soon.. i cant keep waiting!!

Hurray hurray.. hip hip hurray!! :P
Plan working like a charm!

Anna called up Sridhar again to tell...
Anna : Hello... he left the place already itseems.. now he's in RTO... i'm pretty close to it.. i'll go there and take it.. u also cm dere now!!
Sridhar : Oh. ok.. thanks.. i'll be there in another 5 mins... u take d phone n keep!

We wanted to play the waiting game... so we left the park 10 mins late.. RTO was just in d next road!

Location change....
Time : 8.30 pm.... Location : BDA complex(RTO)

Vivek, Anay, and Sabarish walk ahead with Sridhar's phone... asking Shankar and Sridhar to stay back and cm a few mins l8r!

They called up sridhar's phone to confirm... and then for identification...
Anna : R u wearing a blue shirt...
Vivek : yeah...
Anna : Oh.. i can see u.. we're coming towards u now...

Suddenly.. These 3 start running... they didn't want to end the game still!!! :P
Seeing dat sridhar panics and starts running in some random direction!! lolzzzzzz
His friend comes frm behind and gets hold of him.... while we ppl are silently sitting under a tree and pretending to be lost!

Atlast we handover the phone to sridhar... and still pretending to be strangers!!

Only then they realized all dat was happening was a prank... and a prank well executed!! ;)

They knew we were not strangers to him.. and then Sridhar was getting blasted by his friends.. while we enjoyed te whole sight!!
It all ended emotionally for sridhar and his frnds...
they were totally pissed and started walking towards their bus stop!!

Sridhar was totally put off.. and started accusing us of wat all had happened!!
After all... he was the one asking for all dat!! :P

He asked us to accompany him to apologize and make up for all that happened.. and so we went along..

They were walkin at quite a speed.. so we had to play catch up... and finally managed to catch them!

Sridhar was busy apologizing... while we were still in the groove for more!! :P
We intervened the conversation with peppy lines...
Anay : (to one of Sridhar's friends) Hey dude.. wats ur name?? :P
......
Sabarish : Life is a prank... u'll see many pranks in life.. and this is also one of them!! hahahaha...
.....................
Vivek : hey anay.. check whether u have ur phone da!! :P
Immediately all of us checked our pockets.. fishing for our phones...
In chorus.. all said its there safely..

We waved good bye to our Bakras for the day... and then set off on our way home... still thinking about wat all happened and laughing!!

Wat a day!!

Wat an ID(ea) Sirji!! :P - 20/04/2007

2008-11-29T12:57:00.003+05:30

Viswesh: Gimme her ID da... gimme her yahoo ID da!

Wondering who's dis "her"... its Deepannwita... vishwesh dying fr her ID!! :P

As usual.. its prank time...

Who cares wat her ID was.. we made a new one immediately n gave it to him... and it was all play n no work dere after... Golmaal.. Fun unlimited!! :P

SVAASS: hi da

viswesh.confused: give her id

viswesh.confused: fast

SVAASS: viveks u don want?

viswesh.confused: give da

viswesh.confused: fast

SVAASS: sen_tiya90@yahoo.com

SVAASS: wait i ll tell her to add u??

viswesh.confused: ya tell

SVAASS: fucker

SVAASS: join the conf

viswesh.confused: y da

SVAASS: oin!

SVAASS: join!

viswesh.confused: ok wait

...............

.................

viswesh.confused: u suck da

SVAASS: chootya

SVAASS: cock up n fuck off

viswesh.confused: y dude

viswesh.confused: wats wrong wit u??????

SVAASS: nuthin da

SVAASS: 4get

SVAASS: so watta doin?

viswesh.confused: noting

It was LAME absuing at its best... donno y we did it though!! :| Plz dont ask us where did dat cm from!!

In the below conversation SVAASS is Deepannwita Sen, and we did all the acting and irritating which u get to see below now...

Have a nice time... enjoy the ride....

Wat u read here on are all excerpts from the chats between Deepannwita(SVAASS) and Viswesh

viswesh r: hi

viswesh r: wassup?????

Deepannwita Sen: hi

viswesh r: i msged u two days ago

viswesh r: i didnt get a reply

Deepannwita Sen: oh ya

Deepannwita Sen: i forgot to reply

Deepannwita Sen: i didnt kno it was u

viswesh r: no problem

viswesh r: my fault i didnt tell

Deepannwita Sen: and i don msg unknown nos

viswesh r: so dat means im unknown?????

Deepannwita Sen: the number is unkonwn

There r so many secrets dat unfolded then.. dat he was tryin talkin to her b4.. had msged her 2 days back n never got a reply till then....

but we're just too clever to make up fr things like dat.. n we rolled out a reason too!!

we also found dt he had some kinda craving fr her... very evident frm the excerpt below!!

viswesh r: wat u doing??????????

Deepannwita Sen: i am chattin with 10+ ppl

viswesh r: sheesh

viswesh r: u had skool today???????

Deepannwita Sen: nope

viswesh r: hols eh?????/

Deepannwita Sen: yeah

viswesh r: cool

viswesh r: so wat r ur intrests??????

Deepannwita Sen: why?

viswesh r: simply

viswesh r: im bugged at home

Deepannwita Sen: oh

viswesh r: lol.........

Deepannwita Sen: wats so funny

viswesh r: noting

viswesh r: i was wondering y u asked

Deepannwita Sen: wat?

viswesh r: noting

viswesh r: ven i asked ur intrests u asked y

viswesh r: so i was wondering y u asked y

viswesh r: lol

Deepannwita Sen: oh

viswesh r: so u gonna tell or wat

Deepannwita Sen: wat?

viswesh r: noting

viswesh r: so howz studies??????

Deepannwita Sen: fine

viswesh r: studying hard huh

Deepannwita Sen: no

viswesh r: wat else??????

Deepannwita Sen: nuthin

viswesh r: wat an irritating conference

Deepannwita Sen: ya

viswesh r: ven is skool starting??????

viswesh r: vich connection do u have??????

Deepannwita Sen: internet

viswesh r: ya

viswesh r: ok i gtg

viswesh r: c u in class

viswesh r: bye

Deepannwita Sen: wait

Deepannwita Sen: i wanna talk 2 u

viswesh r: ya temme

viswesh r: wat????

Deepannwita Sen: wait 4 5 mins

viswesh r: ok i vil

viswesh r: neting important??????

Deepannwita Sen: yes

viswesh r: abt wat??????

Deepannwita Sen: 5 mins wait

....

............

Dont u feel dat he's feeling something?? :-?

he immediately comes back to us...

viswesh r: dude u told her neting??????

SVAASS: wat?

SVAASS: y?

viswesh r: she is telling me to wait for 5 mins

viswesh r: she wants to talk to me it seems

SVAASS: so wait

SVAASS: wat can i do?

viswesh r: wonder abt wat????

viswesh r: did u tell her neting????

viswesh r: reply da

SVAASS: no da

SVAASS: me aint chattin

viswesh r: den wat is she saying da??????

SVAASS: i m not chatting da

viswesh r:

viswesh r: im in trouble i tink

BUZZ!!!

viswesh r has unloaded the IMVironment.

SVAASS: why?

viswesh r: i dunno

viswesh r: y wud she want to talk to me?????

SVAASS: y wil i kno?

viswesh r: wateva i vil wait and see

SVAASS: k

After 5 mins.... contd. from above conversation..... b/w Vis n DS:

viswesh r: k fast plz

viswesh r: im a bit busy

viswesh r: im waiting

Deepannwita Sen: wait

Deepannwita Sen: 2 mins

viswesh r: ok make it a bit fast plz

viswesh r: hello

Deepannwita Sen: 1 min

Deepannwita Sen: k fine

Deepannwita Sen: wat class do v have today?

viswesh r: Mr. Rao

Deepannwita Sen: oh

Deepannwita Sen: ok thanks

Deepannwita Sen: bye

viswesh r: lol

Deepannwita Sen: i ll go now

viswesh r: u made me wait for dat

viswesh r: i thought sumting important

viswesh r: lol

viswesh r: ok atleast msg now

viswesh r: its ma number only

Deepannwita Sen: i dont have my cell

viswesh r: grt

viswesh r: ok bye

viswesh r: c u in class

viswesh r: tc

Deepannwita Sen: i am not coming today

viswesh r: y??????

Deepannwita Sen: i wont be coming

Deepannwita Sen: bye

viswesh r: ok bye

Hahahaha..... ppooooorrrrr Viswesh.... expected somethin n all... wild in imagination.... but sadly nthng came true....

his reaction to SVAASS:

viswesh r: she is weird da

viswesh r: she isnt cuming it seems

SVAASS: y?

SVAASS: as if i care

SVAASS: :P

viswesh r: to tell dat she made me wait

viswesh r: lol

SVAASS: oh

SVAASS: k

viswesh r: lol............

SVAASS: =))

viswesh r: :"> (yahoo's blushing smiley)

viswesh r: :">

SVAASS: thu

SVAASS: wat r these??

viswesh r: :">

SVAASS: :-/

viswesh r: im blushing da

viswesh r: lol

viswesh r: She loves me not. She loves me.

SVAASS: lol

SVAASS: :-j

SVAASS: chill dude

viswesh r: ok da

viswesh r: im going

viswesh r: bye da

viswesh r: c u in class

viswesh r: bye

Now we think u must have got wat we were talking abt all dis time...

Viswesh went high on excitement on curiousity and BANG!! it fell from the edge of the cliff....

Chooooo Chaaaaad!! =))

Dat day's conversation came to an end...

De next day.... guess who's ol... its viswesh... :p

he never use to come on yahoo.... cos she was der he came de next day...

Fun time again...............

viswesh r: hi

Deepannwita Sen: hi

viswesh r: wat u doing?????

Deepannwita Sen: chattin

viswesh r: other dan dat

Deepannwita Sen: wat else can i do?

viswesh r: im never going to join the conference again

viswesh r: simply using bad words

viswesh r: wat losers

Deepannwita Sen: yes

viswesh r: so ur cuming today????????

Deepannwita Sen: wat bastards they r!!

viswesh r: lol

viswesh r: relax

viswesh r: y getting so hyper??????/

Deepannwita Sen: simply

Deepannwita Sen: wats ur problem

viswesh r: noting

viswesh r: its just dat dey r my frnds however dum dey r

Deepannwita Sen: sorry

viswesh r: relax

viswesh r: u neednt b sorry nd all

viswesh r: wat else??????

viswesh r has selected the "Adidas" IMVironment.

Deepannwita Sen: u tell

viswesh r: wat shud i tell??????

viswesh r has unloaded the IMVironment.

Deepannwita Sen: i like d way u behave i class

viswesh r: i didnt get u??????

Deepannwita Sen: i like d way u behave i class

viswesh r: u mean in wat way?

viswesh r: wit u or on the whole??????

Deepannwita Sen: i mean the way u r in class

viswesh r:

viswesh r: oh thx dats a nice compliment

viswesh r: u too

Deepannwita Sen:

viswesh r: den wat else??????

Deepannwita Sen: u tell

viswesh r: un still didnt reply to ma msg

Deepannwita Sen: i told u i cant msg

viswesh r: y??????

Deepannwita Sen: bobile problem

Deepannwita Sen: mobile

viswesh r: ok

viswesh r: no prob

viswesh r: hows studies>?????????

Deepannwita Sen: nice

viswesh r: vich branch of engineering do u want to take??????

Deepannwita Sen: not yet decided

viswesh r: ah!!!!!!

viswesh r: hows cottons???????

Deepannwita Sen: its white

viswesh r: lol.......

viswesh r: i meant bishop cottons

Deepannwita Sen: not nice

Deepannwita Sen: only lesbos

viswesh r: ha ha

viswesh r: nice 1

viswesh r: so u dont enjoy it????

Deepannwita Sen: nope

viswesh r: sad

viswesh r: temme wat elsE??????

Deepannwita Sen: dont ask me the same thing again n again

viswesh r: der is noting else to ask

viswesh r: life is so boring

Deepannwita Sen: i hate somu

Deepannwita Sen:

viswesh r: so y u telling me dat????????

Deepannwita Sen: bcuz i am frank

viswesh r: so y shud u tell me dat??????

Deepannwita Sen: bcuz i felt like

viswesh r: ok

viswesh r: r u allright

Deepannwita Sen: yes i am

viswesh r: ok

viswesh r: fine

viswesh r: so u like music?????

Deepannwita Sen: yes

viswesh r: vich artist??????

Deepannwita Sen: mona lisa

it was PJs galore... we just banged at every oppurtunity we got...

Since it was a long time ago.. we just frgot wat happened after dis... happy dat we did such a thing atleast...

Ending it on a nice note...

Keep laughing...

And ya.. plz post your comments!

Only support keeps us going more!!

(Dats just an encouragement though.. its anyway our bread n breakfast.. so we're nt gonna stop it in any case!! :P :P :P)

20th Nov... The Accident Prank!

2008-11-22T15:26:00.002+05:30

Svaass met @ CMH park on 20th Nov...We were bored as usual....It was time to do wat v were best at....

Anay: "Hello...Is it Nandini....Shankar s friend frm Pesse....He met with an accident in CMH road...we were walking on the road...a qualis hit him...and he is admitted in CMH hospital..."

This was just the beginning...

Nandini: "Ya am Nandini... ( not much of a reaction... wat a pity.. :| ) Who is speaking...who is this...¿¿ I know yu are joking....Shankar keeps playing such pranks....I can hear his voice...."

Anay:"This is Sunil...I m not joking...He is admitted in the hospital....and do i sound like joking...¿¿"

Nandini:"Dont lie...I can hear Shankar s voice....(keeps repeating this throughout the call) "

Anay hands over the call to Vivek

Nadini:I can hear Shankar s voice...hez standing next to you...

Vivek:hez not standing...hez sitting next to me(in a lower tone)...plz inform yur other friends...

Saba:We arent joking...we informed his parents...they are on their way...just wanted to keep you informed......cuts the call...!!!

2nd call....To Varun

Anay: "Hello, is this varun?... This is sunil calling.. U know shankar rite... he met with a small accident... ah ahh.. a car hit him.."

Varun: "Yes speaking.. ya ya.. wat happened... Where is he now?"

Anay: "Hm.. in CMH.. hospital.."

Varun: "A.. i see(in a lighter tone)"

Anay: "Does it sound kiddnig to u?:

Varun: "Yeah!"

Anay: "Then ur dumb!"

Varun: "Oh okay i'll call him up...."

Anay: "No.. he's hospitalized.. we're having his cell.... they've actually taken him to the... eh... room."

Varun: "Oh okaaayy.. when did it happen?"

Anay:" Around 8 o clock.. alright.. we just wanted to inform you. Plz tell his other friends... "

Shankar's phone beeps....

SMS from Nandini:

"Come on shank.. how can a Qualis come into CMH road?"

1st signs dat these ppl seem to have some brain... Good question nevertheless, cos CMH road was under Bengaluru Metro construction.. so cars moving thru it is not really practical... but we still called the shots!

Kept trying Renuka's no. but unfortunately she didn't pick the call even once!! (Wats the point in having a phone when u don't pick someone's call!)

Sunil calls Nandini again to ensure she becomes our best bakra of the day! (Jus showing off dat he had more balance than any of us dat day(Rs.33.00 only)!!!! lol :P)

Sunil: "Hello.. Is this Nandini... Actually shankar met with an accident... just before some 10 minutes... I'm not joking i'm serious (If ur serious... y the hell is shankar admitted!!!!?!?! we were thinking amongst us!) ..."

Nandini : "ya..( in a really really kiddish voice...literally so!!) Don't lie ok.. i can hear his voice.."

Sunil: "He's not there he's in ICU yar.. plz don't think we're kidding... Nandini i swear... i'm serious.."

Nandini: "Promise?!?!" (Kiddish again!! :P)

Sunil: "Promise, i'm not joking i'm serious.. Plz trust us ok...

I have to call up all his other friends also.... bye.."

Man.. Sunil... u rocked in dat calll.. wat a voice modulation!! The job was almost complete!!! Just irresistable...

Unexpected turn of events... Nandini informs Piyush about dese events.. and he calls shankar's no. in anxiety!!

Piyush's name flashing on his screen.... Vivek picks the call..

Piyush: "Hellos.. Shankar wat happened to u da??"

Vivek: "Hello.. This is not Shankar. I'm his friend Vivek speaking.."

Piyush: "Is he admitted in CMH hospital..?"

Vivek: "Ya.. "

Piyush: "Ok i'll cm there now in few minutes.. bye"

Another fool... we never asked for it.... We Swear!!!! lol!! =))

Nandini calls to Shankar's phone... Vivek on it!!

Nandini: "Stop playing ok, i know shankar is standing next to u... i can hear his voice.. "

Vivek: "Its not shankar's voice, its anay's...." (We wonder how only she can hear his voice when none of us standing next to him could hear!!)

Anay pretends to get angry.. Shouts in the road and snatches the phone from Vivek..

Anay: "(in an ultra angry tone) Are you ppl senseless?? are u ike seriously dumb?? we keep telling you he's serious n admitted in hospital.. and u idiots keep irritating us! Believe if u want to.. or else just hang up the phone!!! :x" (He cuts the call...)

ROFLMAO.... gem of a show from Anay... she was frightened for a few seconds for sure!! The moments was pure magic!

We just couldn't help laughing!

Meanwhile, we pitied Piyush.. the unexpected bakra..

We felt y disturb a person who's having his exams next day...

We rang him up n told him dat it was just a prank and asked him to continue with his work!

Beep Beep... Beep beeep..

Shankar's phone rang again... 2 New Messages.

Varun:

"Dude are u alright?"

Renuka:

"Shank u ok?"

We felt.. are they seriously dumb.?? Inspite of telling them dat he's admitted in hospital in it was quite a serious case.. are they fools to msg him n expect him to reply.... dat too after his 2000 free msgs fr the month were over!! LOL (No one knows how he finished the 2000 though!)

The prank was blown out of proportion... we were dead sure dat it started working!! \:D/

Finishing touch....

Vivek call's Nandini to finish the matter off smoothly....

Vivek: "Hello... hey sorry dat my friend Anay got angry ok... So r u coming or not... the receptionist is asking for cash and we're out of cash now.. so we got irritated.."

Nandini: "U seriously don't lie...."

Vivek: "How can i be seriously lying?? Is Piyush coming?"

Nandini: "Who is coming?"

Vivek: "Piyush.. Piyush... He just called.."

Nandini: "oh oh... ya ya ya... after Piyush comes, me and Varun will also cm..."

Vivek: "After Piyush cmes, he'll call u n let u know ok.. we're not joking.. ok bye..."

Nandini: "ya ya bye..."

Total Bakra.... CONFIRM!!!!! :D

All this while we were still trying Renuka's phone.... very very unsuccessfully...!

Renuka Calls Sunil's phone...

Renuka: "Hello.... hello.."

Vivek: "Hello who's this?"

Renuka: "U only called, tell who u r?"

Vivek: "Oh is it Renuka?... Shankar met with an accident so can u pls cm to CMH hospital with some cash?"

Renuka: "(starts laughing) who is speaking?"

Vivek: "Wat is this ur laughing??"

Renuka: "Wat am i supposed to do other than laughing?"

Anay gets angry snatches the phone... and starts blasting!

Anay: "I'm seriously asking you..(Renuka: "Yaaa!")U ppl r seriously dumb?? Hello... r u dumb?? yes u r seriously dumb!!!"

Vivek: Leave da...

Anay: "hey wat da.. bloody we're in trouble over here and she's laughing.. I'm asking u again r u seriously dumb!?"

Vivek: "Leave da we'll manage.. we'll manage.."

Anay: "Ok we'll manage... "

Cuts the call...

Just a minute later.. she calls Shankar's phone... and Anay on it again!

Anay: "Y did u call? U din believe no.. y did u call now?"

Renuka keeps blabbering something... but Anay's too busy firing!!

Anay: "U are all dumb... just keep the phone dammit.. stop it dammit.. just keep the damn phone!!"

Thats it!!! We laughed enough for the day.... and we still didn't stop....

Well... we missed something in this sequential story... and dats the best part of the whole prank too.....

Enter Avinash!!! (paparapapara paaaann!)

He started it all....

It was his call to us dat started the whole prank....

He called... n it was Vivek on the phone....

Sunil had actually messaged him dat Shankar met with an accident and was admitted in the hospital...

Avinash: "Wat happened to him da?"

Vivek: "We, we... were walking in CMH road da... suddenly a bicycle came n hit him and he got admitted in the hospital..."

Poor Avi didn't realize dat he was joking i guess...

Avinash: "When did this happen?"

Vivek: "Day b4 yesterday!! (Sarcastically).. if it happened b4 y will i call u now da? just 10 inutes back.... For more jokes plz contact this no. bye!"

Vivek was in his own world cracking PJ's at each question asked to him.... but u jus donno Avinash... he just doesnt use his brains when he just has to do it!!! ROFLMAO!!

He seemed to have believed...

After an hour or so.. he calls to Shankar's phone thinking all dat was told to him was true!

Vivek picks it up... and the moment he hears the name Avinash.. starts laughing and hands it to Anay...

(Action)

He made the scene... very very emotional!! lol!

Anay: "(in a literally crying tone) Hello, avi.. shankar is very serious da... he's admitted in the hospital... I donno wat'll happen to him da.. I am not able to spk da.. i'll give the phone to .. to.. sunil"

Avinash: "Hey, serious eh? how da? wat happened??"

Sunil takes the phone and continues the crying!!

Sunil: "hello.. he's in a very bad state da... doctor didn't cm out still from the ICU da..."

Avinash: "His parents came eh? Should i cm to the hospital now?"

Sunil: "We told them da.. but they still haven't cm.. they're still on the way i guess... and we're in need of cash also!!"

Poor Avinash was asking Sunil y he was crying when he was so busy laughing!! LOL

Avinash: "Should i bring some cash? How much should i bring?"

Sunil: "Ya cm now da.. and bring some 5(00) bucks with u.... i'll give it to Anay.."

Anay: "Ok da.. if u can cm fast.. we're standing at the entrance waiting for his parents..."

Avinash: (Showing some signs of him having an unexpected organ called brain...) "Which block da?"

Anay: (Trapped on wat to answer...)"hey doctor's calling.. talk to u l8r.. bye!"

Huh... there's it.. we finished our stirling story...

Hope u enjoyed it!!

plz post ur comments on how u liked it!!!

Birth of Svaass

2008-10-09T12:15:00.002+05:30

This blog is about Svaass.

Let me start with the birth of SVAASS.

Shank,Sunil(Psu),Vivek and myself(Anay) already have many blogs related to diseases,loan,automobiles and so on in blogger.I decided to make this blog SVAASS dedicated to all of us.I asked Shank whether it was a good idea,he appreciated the idea.Vivek too liked the idea and they asked me to start this blog as soon as possible.And so here I am blogging about SVAASS.This blog will be shared by the members of this group i.e.6 of us will be posting topics here.We will be sharing with you people our experiences,fun we had,pranks we played,and times when there were small disputes b/w us.Well people enjoy reading our blog. Peace for now \/