Asking for trouble : A guest's request!! :P

".. Play a prank da.. i want to c.. play a prank!! pls pls..!"


Location : CMH Road.. (as usual :P)

Anay, Vivek, Shankar and Saba in our adda.. d PARK.. with a new guest... Sridhar.

He had read our previous posts abt our pranks and was now eager to see us play one prank.. live!!
(Lucky fan huh.. he got to see wat he wanted..!!)

The time starts now.. huh.. well wat time u may think!?.. Its PRANK time!! :P


We immediately took his phone from his hand.. and well, told him dat he's gonna be part of the prank...
We knew his friends were nearby and so they would be the most obvious victims for the day!
open.. phonebook.. search .. his friend's no.... and found.. voila!! wat an achievement!! ;)

The name was Anna..( now we ourselves were confused how to pronounce dat name! )

Vivek called..
tring tring.. tring tring.. and here we go..

Vivek : Hello.. it seems ur bro has lost his phone. Ur name was recent dialled entries and name was stored as "Anna" (anna means elder bro in tamil)... I found it near KFC.. can u come and collect this phone. I'm near shanti sagar now...

It wasn't anna who picked the phone but a guy named Karthik... we had met him just b4 we came to d park.. so he was obviously on the HIT LIST.. cos he jus yapped too much for our liking!

Karthik : Hello sridhar.. don't play.. i know ur only playing some game with us!

Vivek : Hello.. who's sridhar now? is it the name of the owner of the phone?.....

Call got disconnected! :(

We called again..
Vivek : So are you coming to collect the phone or not? Tell me wat to do... i dont have much time for u!
Karthik : No i'm not coming.. Y did you go to Shanti sagar from KFC??
Vivek : Am i fool to stand in one place all day? Don't i have any other better work u fool? I just happened to find ur bro's phone, so called u....
Karthik : I'm not coming.. i know ur playing.. do whatever u want!
Vivek : L**** k* B***!! F*** off!!

Call cut again...

Thinking out of the box.. dats not new to us!!

Now we sent Sridhar to KFC (where his friends were supposedly hogging peacefully!!) to pretend as though he's lost his phone and is searching it!.. and the nice guy listened immediately!
He walked all the way and came back... and sadly they had left the place by the time he reached there!!

We called them up again...
Anay : Now just tell me where to chuck this phone... i've been waiting in the hotel for a long time.. I'll be leaving soon.. Just tell me what to do?
Karthik : I know ur playing a prank.. do watever u want.. i dont care about it!!
Anay : Are you dumb? *** * ** * * * * * * * * * ************* * * * * * * * * *
(Anay was in flow!! Words flowed outta his mouth like never b4.. don ask wat they were!!)
To make it real....saba in the background was asking us to keep quiet...sayin us its an hotel...!!


Lets go one notch ahead!

Sridhar took shankar's phone and made a call 2 Anna...
We brought out the potential actor in him...
She picked up d call..
Sridhar : Hello....Sridhar here. I lost my phone.. somewhere near KFC only i guess.. cos after dat only its missing.. can u help me finding it.. Search dere untill i cm..
Anna : No.. we already left the place.. Some1 called from ur phone sometime back.. Karthik spoke.. and we tot u were playing a prank...
Sridhar :(in a sad and crying tone) Y will i play a prank when my phone is lost.. i'm already worried abt my phone... I called my phone and nobody is picking it up!! Plz help me get it back.. or tell me whether u ppl are having it and are playing with me!!!?? Is karthik having my phone??
I want it back.. tell him to give me.. where are u ppl?
Anna : No no.. we don't have ur phone.. we're near ulsoor bus depot now.. waiting for the bus to go back home... wait for sometime.. i'll call back to ur phone and findout where he is!
Sridhar : Ya.. do it soon and call me back on this no.. bye!

Huh... started working....!!! :D


Well.. dat was d phone ringing!! :P
Vivek : hello.. wat do you want now?
Anna : Sorry dat time my friend tot it was a prank... Where are you now? I'll ask him to come and collect it from you!
Vivek : Wat the hell? Wat do you think about me? I'm not jobless.. u dont even let me have dinner peacefully!! ;) I'm in Shanti sagar now.. gonna finish.. and will be leaving in another 5 mins.
Anna : He's near KFC.. and he needs some time to reach there.. please wait for some more time.. another 10 mins.. pls.. for me!!
Vivek : Who r u to me? Y shud i wait for ur sake?? Ask him to hurry up!
Anna : Pls pls... I'll tel him now!
Vivek : Ok i'll try!


While all this happened.. we added some background effects to make it all believable!.. in the bg..
lik Anay:one gobimanchuri parcel...and Sir bill...


She called Shankar's phone immediately...
Anna : Hello, can i speak to sridhar..
Shankar : Ya.. just a sec..
Sridhar : Ya.. tell wat happened? Did u call him?
Anna : He's in Shanti sagar.. he said he'll wait for another 10 mins.. Rush there and see.. or gimme a call! (Fools.. she didn't realise dat Sridhar knew his own no. well enuf.. much better than her no! :P)
Sridhar : ..Ok.. I'll run now.. ask him to wait for some more time!!


The craving for fun gets as big as the fun gets bigger.. So we tot.. this is no time to end it.. and lets continue!!

After 5 mins... Sridhar calls up...
Sridhar : Hello, where's the person itseems... How do i find the person? Ask him for any marking..
Anna : Ok.. i'll ask him and tell u.. jus wait!


Anna calls again... on Sridhar's phone... (We wanted them to cm and pick up his phone.. else no fun!!)

Anna : Where are you in Shanti Sagar.. Tell some identification for him to find you.. he's already there!
Vivek : Sorry.. i already left the place.. I waited for so long and lost patience..
Anna : Then were are u now?? Pls wait wherever u r.. i'll ask him to take!
Vivek : I'm near ulsoor depot.. dat is.. the RTO building..
Anna : Oh.. pls wait.. i'm pretty close by.. we'll cm and collect it dere...
Vivek : pls do it soon.. i cant keep waiting!!

Hurray hurray.. hip hip hurray!! :P
Plan working like a charm!

Anna called up Sridhar again to tell...
Anna : Hello... he left the place already itseems.. now he's in RTO... i'm pretty close to it.. i'll go there and take it.. u also cm dere now!!
Sridhar : Oh. ok.. thanks.. i'll be there in another 5 mins... u take d phone n keep!


We wanted to play the waiting game... so we left the park 10 mins late.. RTO was just in d next road!

Location change....
Time : 8.30 pm.... Location : BDA complex(RTO)

Vivek, Anay, and Sabarish walk ahead with Sridhar's phone... asking Shankar and Sridhar to stay back and cm a few mins l8r!

They called up sridhar's phone to confirm... and then for identification...
Anna : R u wearing a blue shirt...
Vivek : yeah...
Anna : Oh.. i can see u.. we're coming towards u now...

Suddenly.. These 3 start running... they didn't want to end the game still!!! :P
Seeing dat sridhar panics and starts running in some random direction!! lolzzzzzz
His friend comes frm behind and gets hold of him.... while we ppl are silently sitting under a tree and pretending to be lost!

Atlast we handover the phone to sridhar... and still pretending to be strangers!!

Only then they realized all dat was happening was a prank... and a prank well executed!! ;)

They knew we were not strangers to him.. and then Sridhar was getting blasted by his friends.. while we enjoyed te whole sight!!
It all ended emotionally for sridhar and his frnds...
they were totally pissed and started walking towards their bus stop!!

Sridhar was totally put off.. and started accusing us of wat all had happened!!
After all... he was the one asking for all dat!! :P

He asked us to accompany him to apologize and make up for all that happened.. and so we went along..

They were walkin at quite a speed.. so we had to play catch up... and finally managed to catch them!

Sridhar was busy apologizing... while we were still in the groove for more!! :P
We intervened the conversation with peppy lines...
Anay : (to one of Sridhar's friends) Hey dude.. wats ur name?? :P
......
Sabarish : Life is a prank... u'll see many pranks in life.. and this is also one of them!! hahahaha...
.....................
Vivek : hey anay.. check whether u have ur phone da!! :P
Immediately all of us checked our pockets.. fishing for our phones...
In chorus.. all said its there safely..

We waved good bye to our Bakras for the day... and then set off on our way home... still thinking about wat all happened and laughing!!

Wat a day!!

20th Nov... The Accident Prank!

Svaass met @ CMH park on 20th Nov...We were bored as usual....It was time to do wat v were best at....

Anay: "Hello...Is it Nandini....Shankar s friend frm Pesse....He met with an accident in CMH road...we were walking on the road...a qualis hit him...and he is admitted in CMH hospital..."

This was just the beginning...

Nandini: "Ya am Nandini... ( not much of a reaction... wat a pity.. :| ) Who is speaking...who is this...¿¿ I know yu are joking....Shankar keeps playing such pranks....I can hear his voice...."

Anay:"This is Sunil...I m not joking...He is admitted in the hospital....and do i sound like joking...¿¿"

Nandini:"Dont lie...I can hear Shankar s voice....(keeps repeating this throughout the call) "

Anay hands over the call to Vivek

Nadini:I can hear Shankar s voice...hez standing next to you...

Vivek:hez not standing...hez sitting next to me(in a lower tone)...plz inform yur other friends...

Saba:We arent joking...we informed his parents...they are on their way...just wanted to keep you informed......cuts the call...!!!

2nd call....To Varun

Anay: "Hello, is this varun?... This is sunil calling.. U know shankar rite... he met with a small accident... ah ahh.. a car hit him.."

Varun: "Yes speaking.. ya ya.. wat happened... Where is he now?"

Anay: "Hm.. in CMH.. hospital.."

Varun: "A.. i see(in a lighter tone)"

Anay: "Does it sound kiddnig to u?:

Varun: "Yeah!"

Anay: "Then ur dumb!"

Varun: "Oh okay i'll call him up...."

Anay: "No.. he's hospitalized.. we're having his cell.... they've actually taken him to the... eh... room."

Varun: "Oh okaaayy.. when did it happen?"

Anay:" Around 8 o clock.. alright.. we just wanted to inform you. Plz tell his other friends... "

Shankar's phone beeps....

SMS from Nandini:

"Come on shank.. how can a Qualis come into CMH road?"

1st signs dat these ppl seem to have some brain... Good question nevertheless, cos CMH road was under Bengaluru Metro construction.. so cars moving thru it is not really practical... but we still called the shots!

Kept trying Renuka's no. but unfortunately she didn't pick the call even once!! (Wats the point in having a phone when u don't pick someone's call!)

Sunil calls Nandini again to ensure she becomes our best bakra of the day! (Jus showing off dat he had more balance than any of us dat day(Rs.33.00 only)!!!! lol :P)

Sunil: "Hello.. Is this Nandini... Actually shankar met with an accident... just before some 10 minutes... I'm not joking i'm serious (If ur serious... y the hell is shankar admitted!!!!?!?! we were thinking amongst us!) ..."

Nandini : "ya..( in a really really kiddish voice...literally so!!) Don't lie ok.. i can hear his voice.."

Sunil: "He's not there he's in ICU yar.. plz don't think we're kidding... Nandini i swear... i'm serious.."

Nandini: "Promise?!?!" (Kiddish again!! :P)

Sunil: "Promise, i'm not joking i'm serious.. Plz trust us ok... 

I have to call up all his other friends also.... bye.."

Man.. Sunil... u rocked in dat calll.. wat a voice modulation!! The job was almost complete!!! Just irresistable...

Unexpected turn of events... Nandini informs Piyush about dese events.. and he calls shankar's no. in anxiety!!

Piyush's name flashing on his screen.... Vivek picks the call..

Piyush: "Hellos.. Shankar wat happened to u da??"

Vivek: "Hello.. This is not Shankar. I'm his friend Vivek speaking.."

Piyush: "Is he admitted in CMH hospital..?"

Vivek: "Ya.. "

Piyush: "Ok i'll cm there now in few minutes.. bye"

Another fool... we never asked for it.... We Swear!!!! lol!! =))

Nandini calls to Shankar's phone... Vivek on it!!

Nandini: "Stop playing ok, i know shankar is standing next to u... i can hear his voice.. "

Vivek: "Its not shankar's voice, its anay's...." (We wonder how only she can hear his voice when none of us standing next to him could hear!!)

Anay pretends to get angry.. Shouts in the road and snatches the phone from Vivek..

Anay: "(in an ultra angry tone) Are you ppl senseless?? are u ike seriously dumb?? we keep telling you he's serious n admitted in hospital.. and u idiots keep irritating us! Believe if u want to.. or else just hang up the phone!!! :x" (He cuts the call...)

ROFLMAO.... gem of a show from Anay... she was frightened for a few seconds for sure!! The moments was pure magic!

We just couldn't help laughing!

Meanwhile, we pitied Piyush.. the unexpected bakra..

We felt y disturb a person who's having his exams next day...

We rang him up n told him dat it was just a prank and asked him to continue with his work!

Beep Beep... Beep beeep..

Shankar's phone rang again... 2 New Messages.

Varun:

"Dude are u alright?"

Renuka:

"Shank u ok?"

We felt.. are they seriously dumb.?? Inspite of telling them dat he's admitted in hospital in it was quite a serious case.. are they fools to msg him n expect him to reply.... dat too after his 2000 free msgs fr the month were over!! LOL (No one knows how he finished the 2000 though!)

 

The prank was blown out of proportion... we were dead sure dat it started working!! \:D/

Finishing touch....

Vivek call's Nandini to finish the matter off smoothly....

Vivek: "Hello... hey sorry dat my friend Anay  got angry ok... So r u coming or not... the receptionist is asking for cash and we're out of cash now.. so we got irritated.."

Nandini: "U seriously don't lie...." 

Vivek: "How can i be seriously lying?? Is Piyush coming?"

Nandini: "Who is coming?"

Vivek: "Piyush.. Piyush... He just called.."

Nandini: "oh oh... ya ya ya... after Piyush comes, me and Varun will also cm..."

Vivek: "After Piyush cmes, he'll call u n let u know ok.. we're not joking.. ok bye..."

Nandini: "ya ya bye..."

Total Bakra.... CONFIRM!!!!! :D

All this while we were still trying Renuka's phone.... very very unsuccessfully...!

Renuka Calls Sunil's phone...

Renuka: "Hello.... hello.."

Vivek: "Hello who's this?"

Renuka: "U only called, tell who u r?"

Vivek: "Oh is it Renuka?... Shankar met with an accident so can u pls cm to CMH hospital with some cash?"

Renuka: "(starts laughing) who is speaking?"

Vivek: "Wat is this ur laughing??"

Renuka: "Wat am i supposed to do other than laughing?"

Anay gets angry snatches the phone... and starts blasting!

Anay: "I'm seriously asking you..(Renuka: "Yaaa!")U ppl r seriously dumb?? Hello... r u dumb?? yes u r seriously dumb!!!"

Vivek: Leave da...

Anay: "hey wat da.. bloody we're in trouble over here and she's laughing.. I'm asking u again r u seriously dumb!?"

Vivek: "Leave da we'll manage.. we'll manage.."

Anay: "Ok we'll manage... "

Cuts the call...

Just a minute later.. she calls Shankar's phone... and Anay on it again!

Anay: "Y did u call? U din believe no.. y did u call now?"

Renuka keeps blabbering something... but Anay's too busy firing!!

Anay: "U are all dumb... just keep the phone dammit.. stop it dammit.. just keep the damn phone!!"

Thats it!!! We laughed enough for the day.... and we still didn't stop....

Well... we missed something in this sequential story... and dats the best part of the whole prank too..... 

Enter Avinash!!! (paparapapara paaaann!)

He started it all....

It was his call to us dat started the whole prank....

He called... n it was Vivek on the phone....

Sunil had actually messaged him dat Shankar met with an accident and was admitted in the hospital...

Avinash: "Wat happened to him da?"

Vivek: "We, we... were walking in CMH road da... suddenly a bicycle came n hit him and he got admitted in the hospital..."

Poor Avi didn't realize dat he was joking i guess...

Avinash: "When did this happen?"

Vivek: "Day b4 yesterday!! (Sarcastically).. if it happened b4 y will i call u now da? just 10 inutes back.... For more jokes plz contact this no. bye!"

Vivek was in his own world cracking PJ's at each question asked to him.... but u jus donno Avinash... he just doesnt use his brains when he just has to do it!!! ROFLMAO!!

He seemed to have believed...

After an hour or so.. he calls to Shankar's phone thinking all dat was told to him was true!

Vivek picks it up... and the moment he hears the name Avinash.. starts laughing and hands it to Anay... 

(Action)

He made the scene... very very emotional!! lol!

Anay: "(in a literally crying tone) Hello, avi..  shankar is very serious da... he's admitted in the hospital... I donno wat'll happen to him da.. I am not able to spk da.. i'll give the phone to .. to.. sunil"

Avinash: "Hey, serious eh? how da? wat happened??"

Sunil takes the phone and continues the crying!!

Sunil: "hello.. he's in a very bad state da... doctor didn't cm out still from the ICU da..."

Avinash: "His parents came eh? Should i cm to the hospital now?"

Sunil: "We told them da.. but they still haven't cm.. they're still on the way i guess... and we're in need of cash also!!"

Poor Avinash was asking Sunil y he was crying when he was so busy laughing!! LOL

Avinash: "Should i bring some cash? How much should i bring?"

Sunil: "Ya cm now da..  and bring some 5(00) bucks with u.... i'll give it to Anay.."

Anay: "Ok da.. if u can cm fast.. we're standing at the entrance waiting for his parents..."

Avinash: (Showing some signs of him having an unexpected organ called brain...) "Which block da?"

Anay: (Trapped on wat to answer...)"hey doctor's calling.. talk to u l8r.. bye!"

Huh... there's it.. we finished our stirling story...

Hope u enjoyed it!!

plz post ur comments on how u liked it!!!

Birth of Svaass

This blog is about Svaass.

Let me start with the birth of SVAASS.

Shank,Sunil(Psu),Vivek and myself(Anay) already have many blogs related to diseases,loan,automobiles and so on in blogger.I decided to make this blog SVAASS dedicated to all of us.I asked Shank whether it was a good idea,he appreciated the idea.Vivek too liked the idea and they asked me to start this blog as soon as possible.And so here I am blogging about SVAASS.This blog will be shared by the members of this group i.e.6 of us will be posting topics here.We will be sharing with you people our experiences,fun we had,pranks we played,and times when there were small disputes b/w us.Well people enjoy reading our blog. Peace for now \/