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Anay: "Hello...Is it Nandini....Shankar s friend frm Pesse....He met with an accident in CMH road...we were walking on the road...a qualis hit him...and he is admitted in CMH hospital..."
This was just the beginning...
Nandini: "Ya am Nandini... ( not much of a reaction... wat a pity.. :| ) Who is speaking...who is this...¿¿ I know yu are joking....Shankar keeps playing such pranks....I can hear his voice...."
Anay:"This is Sunil...I m not joking...He is admitted in the hospital....and do i sound like joking...¿¿"
Nandini:"Dont lie...I can hear Shankar s voice....(keeps repeating this throughout the call) "
Anay hands over the call to Vivek
Nadini:I can hear Shankar s voice...hez standing next to you...
Vivek:hez not standing...hez sitting next to me(in a lower tone)...plz inform yur other friends...
Saba:We arent joking...we informed his parents...they are on their way...just wanted to keep you informed......cuts the call...!!!
2nd call....To Varun
Anay: "Hello, is this varun?... This is sunil calling.. U know shankar rite... he met with a small accident... ah ahh.. a car hit him.."
Varun: "Yes speaking.. ya ya.. wat happened... Where is he now?"
Anay: "Hm.. in CMH.. hospital.."
Varun: "A.. i see(in a lighter tone)"
Anay: "Does it sound kiddnig to u?:
Varun: "Yeah!"
Anay: "Then ur dumb!"
Varun: "Oh okay i'll call him up...."
Anay: "No.. he's hospitalized.. we're having his cell.... they've actually taken him to the... eh... room."
Varun: "Oh okaaayy.. when did it happen?"
Anay:" Around 8 o clock.. alright.. we just wanted to inform you. Plz tell his other friends... "
Shankar's phone beeps....
SMS from Nandini:
"Come on shank.. how can a Qualis come into CMH road?"
1st signs dat these ppl seem to have some brain... Good question nevertheless, cos CMH road was under Bengaluru Metro construction.. so cars moving thru it is not really practical... but we still called the shots!
Kept trying Renuka's no. but unfortunately she didn't pick the call even once!! (Wats the point in having a phone when u don't pick someone's call!)
Sunil calls Nandini again to ensure she becomes our best bakra of the day! (Jus showing off dat he had more balance than any of us dat day(Rs.33.00 only)!!!! lol :P)
Sunil: "Hello.. Is this Nandini... Actually shankar met with an accident... just before some 10 minutes... I'm not joking i'm serious (If ur serious... y the hell is shankar admitted!!!!?!?! we were thinking amongst us!) ..."
Nandini : "ya..( in a really really kiddish voice...literally so!!) Don't lie ok.. i can hear his voice.."
Sunil: "He's not there he's in ICU yar.. plz don't think we're kidding... Nandini i swear... i'm serious.."
Nandini: "Promise?!?!" (Kiddish again!! :P)
Sunil: "Promise, i'm not joking i'm serious.. Plz trust us ok...
I have to call up all his other friends also.... bye.."
Man.. Sunil... u rocked in dat calll.. wat a voice modulation!! The job was almost complete!!! Just irresistable...
Unexpected turn of events... Nandini informs Piyush about dese events.. and he calls shankar's no. in anxiety!!
Piyush's name flashing on his screen.... Vivek picks the call..
Piyush: "Hellos.. Shankar wat happened to u da??"
Vivek: "Hello.. This is not Shankar. I'm his friend Vivek speaking.."
Piyush: "Is he admitted in CMH hospital..?"
Vivek: "Ya.. "
Piyush: "Ok i'll cm there now in few minutes.. bye"
Another fool... we never asked for it.... We Swear!!!! lol!! =))
Nandini calls to Shankar's phone... Vivek on it!!
Nandini: "Stop playing ok, i know shankar is standing next to u... i can hear his voice.. "
Vivek: "Its not shankar's voice, its anay's...." (We wonder how only she can hear his voice when none of us standing next to him could hear!!)
Anay pretends to get angry.. Shouts in the road and snatches the phone from Vivek..
Anay: "(in an ultra angry tone) Are you ppl senseless?? are u ike seriously dumb?? we keep telling you he's serious n admitted in hospital.. and u idiots keep irritating us! Believe if u want to.. or else just hang up the phone!!! :x" (He cuts the call...)
ROFLMAO.... gem of a show from Anay... she was frightened for a few seconds for sure!! The moments was pure magic!
We just couldn't help laughing!
Meanwhile, we pitied Piyush.. the unexpected bakra..
We felt y disturb a person who's having his exams next day...
We rang him up n told him dat it was just a prank and asked him to continue with his work!
Beep Beep... Beep beeep..
Shankar's phone rang again... 2 New Messages.
Varun:
"Dude are u alright?"
Renuka:
"Shank u ok?"
We felt.. are they seriously dumb.?? Inspite of telling them dat he's admitted in hospital in it was quite a serious case.. are they fools to msg him n expect him to reply.... dat too after his 2000 free msgs fr the month were over!! LOL (No one knows how he finished the 2000 though!)
The prank was blown out of proportion... we were dead sure dat it started working!! \:D/
Finishing touch....
Vivek call's Nandini to finish the matter off smoothly....
Vivek: "Hello... hey sorry dat my friend Anay got angry ok... So r u coming or not... the receptionist is asking for cash and we're out of cash now.. so we got irritated.."
Nandini: "U seriously don't lie...."
Vivek: "How can i be seriously lying?? Is Piyush coming?"
Nandini: "Who is coming?"
Vivek: "Piyush.. Piyush... He just called.."
Nandini: "oh oh... ya ya ya... after Piyush comes, me and Varun will also cm..."
Vivek: "After Piyush cmes, he'll call u n let u know ok.. we're not joking.. ok bye..."
Nandini: "ya ya bye..."
Total Bakra.... CONFIRM!!!!! :D
All this while we were still trying Renuka's phone.... very very unsuccessfully...!
Renuka Calls Sunil's phone...
Renuka: "Hello.... hello.."
Vivek: "Hello who's this?"
Renuka: "U only called, tell who u r?"
Vivek: "Oh is it Renuka?... Shankar met with an accident so can u pls cm to CMH hospital with some cash?"
Renuka: "(starts laughing) who is speaking?"
Vivek: "Wat is this ur laughing??"
Renuka: "Wat am i supposed to do other than laughing?"
Anay gets angry snatches the phone... and starts blasting!
Anay: "I'm seriously asking you..(Renuka: "Yaaa!")U ppl r seriously dumb?? Hello... r u dumb?? yes u r seriously dumb!!!"
Vivek: Leave da...
Anay: "hey wat da.. bloody we're in trouble over here and she's laughing.. I'm asking u again r u seriously dumb!?"
Vivek: "Leave da we'll manage.. we'll manage.."
Anay: "Ok we'll manage... "
Cuts the call...
Just a minute later.. she calls Shankar's phone... and Anay on it again!
Anay: "Y did u call? U din believe no.. y did u call now?"
Renuka keeps blabbering something... but Anay's too busy firing!!
Anay: "U are all dumb... just keep the phone dammit.. stop it dammit.. just keep the damn phone!!"
Thats it!!! We laughed enough for the day.... and we still didn't stop....
Well... we missed something in this sequential story... and dats the best part of the whole prank too.....
Enter Avinash!!! (paparapapara paaaann!)
He started it all....
It was his call to us dat started the whole prank....
He called... n it was Vivek on the phone....
Sunil had actually messaged him dat Shankar met with an accident and was admitted in the hospital...
Avinash: "Wat happened to him da?"
Vivek: "We, we... were walking in CMH road da... suddenly a bicycle came n hit him and he got admitted in the hospital..."
Poor Avi didn't realize dat he was joking i guess...
Avinash: "When did this happen?"
Vivek: "Day b4 yesterday!! (Sarcastically).. if it happened b4 y will i call u now da? just 10 inutes back.... For more jokes plz contact this no. bye!"
Vivek was in his own world cracking PJ's at each question asked to him.... but u jus donno Avinash... he just doesnt use his brains when he just has to do it!!! ROFLMAO!!
He seemed to have believed...
After an hour or so.. he calls to Shankar's phone thinking all dat was told to him was true!
Vivek picks it up... and the moment he hears the name Avinash.. starts laughing and hands it to Anay...
(Action)
He made the scene... very very emotional!! lol!
Anay: "(in a literally crying tone) Hello, avi.. shankar is very serious da... he's admitted in the hospital... I donno wat'll happen to him da.. I am not able to spk da.. i'll give the phone to .. to.. sunil"
Avinash: "Hey, serious eh? how da? wat happened??"
Sunil takes the phone and continues the crying!!
Sunil: "hello.. he's in a very bad state da... doctor didn't cm out still from the ICU da..."
Avinash: "His parents came eh? Should i cm to the hospital now?"
Sunil: "We told them da.. but they still haven't cm.. they're still on the way i guess... and we're in need of cash also!!"
Poor Avinash was asking Sunil y he was crying when he was so busy laughing!! LOL
Avinash: "Should i bring some cash? How much should i bring?"
Sunil: "Ya cm now da.. and bring some 5(00) bucks with u.... i'll give it to Anay.."
Anay: "Ok da.. if u can cm fast.. we're standing at the entrance waiting for his parents..."
Avinash: (Showing some signs of him having an unexpected organ called brain...) "Which block da?"
Anay: (Trapped on wat to answer...)"hey doctor's calling.. talk to u l8r.. bye!"
Huh... there's it.. we finished our stirling story...
Hope u enjoyed it!!
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